The Ruby Rhod Show T-Shirt inspired by The Fifth Element

The Ruby Rhod Show T-Shirt

Korben… Dallas…!
Here he is! The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting, ladies… ’cause the boy is hotter than hot.
He’s hot, hot, hot!

The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on. Right on. Right on.
And he’s got something to say to those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.
Pop it, D-man.

Uh, hi.

Unbelievable. Quiver, ladies, quiver. He’s going to set the world on fire.
Right here from five to seven. You’ll know everything there is to know about the D-man.
His dreams… his desires… his most intimates of intimates.
And from what I’m looking at, intimate is this stud muffin’s middle name.
So tell me, my man… you nervous in the service?

Not really.

Freeze those knees my teenies ’cause Korben’s in the place and he’s on the case.
Yesterday’s frog will be tomorrow’s Prince… of Fhloston Paradise!
The hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and look-a-lollies.
A magic fountain flowing with nonstop wine, women and… hootchie-kootchie-koo… all night long.
All night long. All night.

ooohh Start licking stamps, girls, because he’ll have you writing home to Mama.
Right here from five to seven, I’ll be your voice, your tongue.
On the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D-man, your man… my man.

A two-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 6 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Luc Besson’s 1997 movie “The Fifth Element”.
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