I’m saying, I see what you’re getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it’s shabbas, the sabbath, which I’m allowed to break only if it’s a matter of life or death…
Will you come off it, Walter? You’re not even fucking Jewish, man.
What the fuck are you talkin’ about?
Man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic…
What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
And you know this!
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
It’s all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax… YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVIN’ IN THE FUCKIN’ PAST!

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