Fhloston Paradise T-Shirt inspired by The Fifth Element

Fhloston Paradise T-Shirt

Major Dallas, if our calculations are correct you still have 57 hours owed to the Federal Army on your enlistment which is more than you will need for a mission of the utmost importance.
What mission?
To save the world.
Where have I heard this song before?
You’re to leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise. Retrieve four Stones from the Diva Plavalaguna. And bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. Any questions’?
Just one… why me?
Three reasons… One: As part of The Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission. Two: Of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.
And the third one?
You’re the only one left alive… Don’t you open your messages?
I’ve had enough good news for today
You have won the annual Gemini contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise. For two. Congratulations. Here are your tickets.
You rigged the contest?

A four-color design, hand screen printed on a classic fit 100% cotton t-shirt that comes in 8 different colors to choose from. This tribute t-shirt is inspired by Luc Besson’s 1997 movie “The Fifth Element”.
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